I Built a Game That Teaches Git by Making You Type Real Commands

I work in IT, and there's one scene I keep witnessing. A developer joins the team, they're sharp, they ship features, they write clean code. And then someone asks them to rebase, and you can see the panic set in. It's not their fault. Git is taught badly. Every git tutorial I've ever seen follows the same formula: here's a diagram of branches, here's a table of commands, now go practice on your own repo and try not to destroy anything. It's like learning to drive by reading the car manual. Technically accurate. Practically useless. I've watched junior developers memorize git add . && git commit -m "fix" && git push like an incantation, terrified to deviate because the one time they tried git rebase they ended up in a state that required a senior engineer and 45 minutes of git reflog to unfurl. And I've watched senior developers, people with a decade of experience, avoid git bisect entirely because nobody ever showed them what it actually does in a safe environment. So I