The Login Portal That Actively Hates You

Submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge 🎭 What I Built I built a Premium Secure Portal — a login form that uses advanced Anti-UX patterns to guarantee that no user, human or bot, can ever successfully authenticate. While modern web development obsesses over accessibility and conversion rates, this project explores the opposite: Inaccessible Security. The portal runs a three-phase frustration loop, escalating with every interaction attempt. ⚙️ The Three Phases of Suffering Phase 1 — The Evasion Phase 🏃 Input fields detect cursor proximity within a 200px radius and teleport across the screen to avoid focus. You cannot click what you cannot catch. Phase 2 — The Sabotage Phase 🪲 If the user manages to "stabilize" the UI via an emergency bypass, the fields turn parasitic. Typing into the email field triggers a script that actively deletes characters from the password field in real-time. You give. It takes. Phase 3 — The Gaslight Phase 🫠 Fields are technically set to disabled but st